There's a Ram Outside My Window

-Well, it’s not directly outside my window, Praise Jesus.

I'm not on the ground level. But it is close enough. I can see it if I peek past me curtains. Just …there, a blo’y stones throw from where I rest me head.

Everyday it makes this BLEEAAAAAHHHHH sound. Over and over again, and Loudly, like its really angry, or perhaps in the depths of glee, who knows? All I know is, the sound grates against my ears like pepper in an unsuspecting eye, and I can't wait until the owners, well put me out of my misery.

The sooner that bleating menace is removed from its little tree post, well, the sooner I get to not hear that chorus of BLEEAAAAAHHHHH BLEEAAAAAHHHHH BLEEAAAAAHHHHH, all the better for everyone, as the owners will have a fridge full of ram for a while.

I went to bed in the wee hours of this morning and that ram was keepin time with its little solo act. It’s a wonder I ever got to sleep, and sure as the sun, our dear one hit wonder was at it as I woke up....and ever since.

-In other news.....yeah, I've gotten oodles of recent advice from a friends including:
"This is a fight you should have started a bit ago" -Ts,
"You know, things change slowly" -Tiz,
"Get someone to engage you" -Ez,
"ride your bike"(Ts again) and
"....it takes a stronger man to lay down and get walked over" (Tiz again).
To which I responded how do you figure? and was promptly told "Perspective".

Other than that I'm praying for miracles and studying GRE vocabulary words, to which I must return, with celerity.

-Prayers to everyone, everyone could use a good miracle.