The Pee- king Lot
-I'm Vexed.
At my Office, when you bring your car to work. You have to park it.
Its really quite revolutionary.
When I get into to work, at times under the rapidly increasing cover of night (Because I'm cool like that) I park. In the parking lot.
Obviously.
So the point to this ramble is that every day, when I leave the office and go back to the parking lot, to maneuver my car out of its wee rectangle and begin the radio-filled journey home....
Every, single time....
I am hit with a wave of stench that can only be caused by Multiple Streams of Concentrated Urine.
Menfolk of some class that should be white collar, At least, seem to find the little strip of concrete where I park my car ( I'm talking about a 4-5 car space here) a Prime location to empty their bladders.
Even though its right beside an eatery that Most Certainly has the facilities to take care of the management of such bodily functions.
Instead, they turn my section of the parking lot into a pee-king lot. Every time I get to my car I practically race to open to door get in and start it while holding my breath, praying and hoping that I haven't stepped in any Human Waste. Ew.
#Endofrant
At my Office, when you bring your car to work. You have to park it.
Its really quite revolutionary.
When I get into to work, at times under the rapidly increasing cover of night (Because I'm cool like that) I park. In the parking lot.
Obviously.
So the point to this ramble is that every day, when I leave the office and go back to the parking lot, to maneuver my car out of its wee rectangle and begin the radio-filled journey home....
Every, single time....
I am hit with a wave of stench that can only be caused by Multiple Streams of Concentrated Urine.
Menfolk of some class that should be white collar, At least, seem to find the little strip of concrete where I park my car ( I'm talking about a 4-5 car space here) a Prime location to empty their bladders.
Even though its right beside an eatery that Most Certainly has the facilities to take care of the management of such bodily functions.
Instead, they turn my section of the parking lot into a pee-king lot. Every time I get to my car I practically race to open to door get in and start it while holding my breath, praying and hoping that I haven't stepped in any Human Waste. Ew.
#Endofrant
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Gee: Thankfully, it has never been That disgusting...