Hug All the Things


That vision of yumminess is the Red Kuri Squash I baked at 11.45pm Friday.
Tastes delicious.


Oh the things!
I read a hilarious blog post about procrastination. It was essentially a cartoon strip and one panel had the main character skipping merrily, doing chores and eventually screaming 'Clean All the Things!' I have yet to get the turn of phrase out of my head and I do believe I will say it until its good and dead. :D

Today, though it is getting towards 2am on a Saturday and I'm looking at a to do list of homework that I'm about to finish Killing, is shaping up to be an awesome day. I woke up slightly crooked yesterday and threw a lavish pity party all morning. I did somehow surface to attempt to cheer up a friend, who was having his own pity party. After failing to assist in any way I said to myself, 'Hey Self, this pity party is Ova!' (said in the manner of Barney Stinson)

I clicked away on my computer, surfed waves on the Internet and thoroughly neglected to do any work. Indeed, Friday the 14th was a day of grand procrastination. Sure, I got some things done. But I also watched a excessive amount of YouTube videos, spent way too much time attending to my Tweet Deck and I read more useless articles than you could shake a stick at.*

Naturally at 9.55pm, the Sit and Whine Pity Party reared its head again. After acknowledging the beautifully dank whole I had dug myself into, I eventually got over it and set at the Squash. Somewhere mid seed-scoop, my mother called to let me know she was downstairs. Oven pre-heating I leapt down the stairs like a gazelle** and carried a moderately luggage back up.

Lo and behold, the contents of the luggage were mine. Shirts I knew, skirts I missed and suits I need were nestled snugly together and I dug in as though there would be no end. Eventually there was an end and I reached the bottom luggage. Exhausted with travelling and the riveting tour of my apartment, my Mother said goodnight and set off for her hotel.

As I cleaned up squash bits and scrubbed the baking pan back to perfection, I couldn't help thinking that today was going to be awesome. Or, Legen.....
....wait for it...
...
...
Dary. :)

Its like Christmas and my Birthday had a baby. And that baby is October 15th.


Here's to new faces and places. And hugging the living goodness out of life. Somebody has to...


* Really, what does this even mean?
**If the gazelle was a bit awkward and almost fell three times.

Comments

Shake A Stick At:
Being terribly English myself (Blame my mother...I love her to bits), the understanding I have of the term is a farmer counting his livestock with a stick from a distance.
When you have more than you can 'shake a stick at', it means you have more than you can comfortably account for.
I think...
Thanks for yesterday. I'm much better now. I'm in the shallow end now.
lovelife4sale said…
i guess me and you would get along at procrastination.... cuz im awesome at that. about the gazelle part, im as graceful as your description of the gazelle, especially when im running down stairs at work or at home (my excuse is, its part of my daily cardio to run)... pity parties are no fun, though what i realize is, i often throw a huge amount of pity parties whenever it gets cold..... oh fucking winter. lol.


hmmm i wonder how your baked Squash taste.

fyi.... how i met your mother is soooo Legend...... wait for it, wait for it

dary. lol.
La Reine said…
Oluremi: Learn something new every day. - You swim safely, now.

lovelife: We must band together and kill procrastination. Baked Squash = yum-ness
Graceful as a camel...drowning in the mediterranean. Yup. That's how graceful I can be.
B.T Crown said…
Your Blog post is Awe... wait for it...
I thought we might as well kill the expression while its still alive
:)

I hope we can enjoy that baked goodness together... and soon
La Reine said…
Oluremi: Noted :)

B.T Crown:...some! Ditto to that, sir!
Doug Mamilor said…
The blog still lives! Huzzah for consistency - some form of it! Smh @ those many scoundrels at whose hands a horde of ventures perish as quickly as they're born. Loool. *evil grin*

As for your post...weirdo! Your prose is still as breezy as I remember it though. Good on you, mate!

Lol @ your ever thriving youtube addiction. Procrastinators unite!...tomorrow.

Spent a fortune on those lavish pity parties recently too until I remembered the following nugget from your new-found buddy:

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story"